I need snacks and a nap immediately
I woke up tired stayed that way
I’m fluent in sarcasm and bad decisions
1 style
I attend meetings just to stay employed
I need coffee before existing at work
I work here and still confused daily
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I’m not lazy I’m on energy saving
I thought I was organized plot twist
I’m thriving in controlled workplace despair
My dreams were outsourced to despair
Our goals are subject to interpretation
I need coffee before replying politely
I need coffee before understanding my job
Meetings are where productivity goes to nap
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We improved workflow by removing work
I work here until feelings end
My soul requested PTO indefinitely approved
I attend meetings just to stay employed
I’m working hard or hardly working unclear
I’m alive but emotionally under maintenance