My dreams now require corporate approval
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I’m not short I’m concentrated awesome energy
My sanity took a long lunch
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We aligned stakeholders into deeper confusion
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I’m alive but emotionally under maintenance
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My workday ends when motivation disappears
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I’m not tired just professionally exhausted daily
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My happiness was removed by update
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We fixed it by breaking more
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I’m not ignoring I’m prioritizing snacks currently
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I optimized chaos into scalable confusion
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I work here for existential stability
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I attend meetings just to stay employed
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I need snacks and better life choices
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I’m not okay just professionally trained
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I’m alive but barely professionally speaking
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I reported progress on doing nothing
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My joy got lost in paperwork
I’m alive but barely professionally speaking
I survive on caffeine and denial