I attend meetings for emotional decay
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I’m fine just existentially unemployed emotionally
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I work here until morale dies
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I work here but mentally elsewhere daily
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My boss loves deadlines more than people
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I opened Excel and forgot everything
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I came here with no real plan
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I’m thriving in controlled workplace despair
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I’m alive just barely functionally speaking
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I’m not lost just taking scenic detours