I need sleep but also more snacks
I attended meeting about meeting outcomes
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I attend meetings and lose brain cells
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I attend meetings and lose brain cells
I’m not late just pre-burnout already
I need coffee before replying politely
I came I saw I forgot why
I came here to nap successfully again
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We aligned stakeholders into deeper confusion
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Work smarter by doing unnecessary tasks
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I put the pro in procrastination daily
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My motivation is currently non existent
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I need snacks before making any decisions
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We improved workflow by removing work
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I’m not lazy just energy efficient
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My boss said relax I panicked more
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I automated approval of my own delays
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I work here until I don’t
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Efficiency increased by reducing actual work
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I need coffee before making any decisions