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I tried being normal worst two minutes
Email could have been single word
I work here for existential stability
Please submit report about submitting reports
My job is mostly controlled confusion daily
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I’m fine just existentially unemployed emotionally
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I work here and still confused daily
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I woke up tired stayed that way
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We achieved synergy through shared confusion
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I open laptop and immediately feel tired
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I function purely out of spite
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I function purely out of spite
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Running late is my daily cardio
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I need a vacation from my problems
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We improved workflow by removing work
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I am currently on productivity hold
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I thought I was organized plot twist
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My will to live buffering slowly
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I thought I had it figured out
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We streamlined chaos into agile dysfunction