My soul is currently in IT support
I need coffee before I say things
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I’m fine just emotionally under construction
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I survive on caffeine and denial
I have a degree in overthinking everything
I work here for the paycheck mostly
I’m not stressed just constantly overwhelmed slightly
I attend meetings for mental deterioration
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I need a raise for this nonsense
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The process is the actual problem
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I’m not okay just professionally trained
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My sanity left during onboarding process
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I’m fine just existentially collapsing slowly
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I escalated myself to lower priority
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We achieved alignment through mutual misunderstanding
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My dreams got stuck in payroll
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I send emails and hope for miracles
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I work faster when panic kicks in
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I work faster when panic sets in
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I thought today would be productive nope