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My boss loves deadlines more than people
This spreadsheet controls our collective destiny
I specialize in strategic copy paste
I work here until I don’t
I’m alive but emotionally deprecated software
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I’m not working just aggressively clicking things
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I need a six month vacation twice
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I’m not weird I’m just extra creative
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Budget cuts increased meeting productivity ironically
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I need coffee before I say things