I make plans then cancel professionally daily
We automate work into new problems
I tried to be productive accidentally napped
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Dead inside but still on payroll
I work faster when panic sets in
My soul is currently out sick
I’m fine just structurally unsupported emotionally
Productivity is now a deprecated feature
My happiness was not budget approved
My role is forwarding important confusion
I optimized chaos into scalable confusion
I work hard to feel nothing
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I need coffee before replying politely
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My emails are just polite confusion daily
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This spreadsheet controls our collective destiny
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I attend meetings for emotional damage
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I need snacks before making any decisions
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Please ignore previous urgent non urgency
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I came I saw I forgot why
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My boss said quick task lasted hours