Our efficiency improved by redefining efficiency
I need coffee before pretending to care
I need sleep but life disagrees daily
I’m thriving in quiet emotional decay
I work hard to avoid more work
My hobbies include eating and complaining daily
The system is temporarily permanently broken
My joy is permanently on mute
My role is forwarding important confusion
This KPI measures creative ambiguity only
My sanity took a long lunch
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