I tried adulting it’s extremely overrated honestly
I’m not tired just professionally exhausted daily
This email could have stayed a thought
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I need coffee before replying to anything
I need coffee before human interaction happens
I work hard to avoid more work
I need coffee before human interaction happens
Please reply all to nothing urgent
We improved workflow by removing work
I attend meetings for emotional damage control
My happiness was replaced with deadlines
I need coffee before understanding my job
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We improved productivity by delaying decisions
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I was promoted into more meetings
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I work here until feelings end
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I need sleep but life disagrees daily
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I need snacks and a nap immediately
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Our meeting could have been email
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I need coffee before understanding instructions
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I work here for the paycheck mostly