I’m alive just emotionally mismanaged daily
I need coffee to survive mornings
I’m fine just emotionally unavailable forever
I’m fine just existentially underpaid always
I tracked productivity by counting meetings
I escalated issue to higher confusion
I came here to nap successfully again
I attend meetings and lose brain cells
I work here for existential stability
I tracked productivity by counting meetings
I attend meetings for life updates
I’m fine just professionally emotionally dead