I’m not late time is just flexible
My joy left during onboarding paperwork
I need sleep but also more snacks
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My soul left during performance review
I attend meetings to question existence
We improved clarity by adding jargon
I work here until feelings resign
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My job is guessing then fixing mistakes
I work hard so emails multiply
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The system is temporarily permanently broken
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My happiness was removed by update
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I’m not weird I’m just extra creative
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I work here for the snacks mainly
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I open emails with fear every time
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Our innovation lab is a whiteboard
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My hope expired without renewal notice
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I need coffee to survive mornings
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I’m alive but emotionally deprecated software
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My dreams were outsourced to despair