I’m just here for survival benefits
Every solution creates two new problems
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My job is fixing things I broke
We define success after missing targets
I open inbox and feel immediate regret
I open laptop and immediately feel tired
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I need coffee before acting like adult
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My job is chaos with a paycheck
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I work hard then immediately need snacks
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I work hard so my cat relaxes