My job is guessing what people want
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I’m not lazy just resting between thoughts
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I came I saw I got distracted
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I need a break from doing nothing
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I need coffee before understanding instructions
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My joy got lost in paperwork
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I’m fine just emotionally expired already
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I’m not lost just exploring snacks nearby
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My happiness is out of office
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My optimism left on read permanently
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My happiness was removed by update
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I’m not late time is just flexible
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I work here for existential stability
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My job is guessing what people want
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This job slowly deletes my personality
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I open emails with fear every time
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My motivation clocked out before I did
Our goals are aggressively undefined but urgent
We improved process by adding steps
Our roadmap is a group hallucination