I need coffee before making any decisions
I work hard so my cat relaxes
Please reply urgently at your convenience
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Our meeting could have been email
I improved workflow by adding blockers
I thought I was productive wrong again
We improved clarity by adding jargon
My job is clicking things with confidence
My emails sound smarter than I am
I’m working hard or hardly working unclear
I’m not clumsy gravity just loves me
I survived another meeting that email
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We value synergy and meaningless buzzwords
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I came I saw I made snacks
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I need a raise for this nonsense
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I converted work into documentation spam
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I tried to be productive accidentally napped
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Please document why you did work
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Our goals are aggressively undefined but urgent
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I need coffee before existing at work