I work best when no one watches
I documented failure as continuous improvement
1 style
I’m not clumsy floors just attack me
1 style
My enthusiasm was buried in emails
Please circle back after infinite delay
I read emails then immediately forget everything
I’m not clumsy floors just attack me
We fixed it by breaking more
I’m fine just structurally unsupported emotionally
I’m alive but spiritually underpaid constantly
I attend meetings for existential updates