I’m not lost just exploring snacks nearby
My soul left during performance review
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Please submit report about submitting reports
I documented clarity into unreadable format
I send emails and hope for miracles
My job is mostly controlled confusion daily
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Please wait while we investigate waiting
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I’m not clumsy gravity just loves me
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I was promoted into more meetings
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I work best under extreme panic conditions
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Please ignore urgent urgent previous message
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I work here for the snacks mainly
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Our solution is still in beta
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I work hard so emails multiply
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My motivation is no longer supported
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I love deadlines especially missing them dramatically
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This email could have stayed a thought
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We improved workflow by removing work
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I’m fine just emotionally bankrupt daily
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I have questions but no motivation today