I’m fine just barely emotionally licensed
I attend meetings for existential updates
I need money not advice right now
My boss said easy task it wasn’t
1 style
Please submit report about submitting reports
I need coffee before making any decisions
I need coffee before I say things
My motivation is currently non existent
I attend meetings to question existence
I attend meetings for emotional damage
I’m not weird I’m just extra creative
I work faster when panic sets in
Management approved confusion as a feature
I send emails to feel productive
1 style
My brain left the office hours ago
I read emails then immediately forget everything
I’m fine just emotionally under construction
I have meetings about future meetings planned