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I attend meetings just to say nothing
I work here but mentally elsewhere daily
I work here until feelings expire
I’m alive but emotionally on pause
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I need sleep but life disagrees daily
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I need coffee before human interaction happens
My joy is currently under review
I’m on a seafood diet see food
My dreams are permanently out of office
I send emails to feel productive
I came I saw I made snacks
Our solution is still in beta
My soul requested PTO indefinitely approved