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I’m alive but emotionally under maintenance
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Efficiency increased by reducing actual work
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I work here for the snacks mainly
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I’m optimizing inefficiency at scale daily
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I work here until feelings end
Budget cuts increased meeting productivity ironically
My dreams are permanently out of office
I automated myself into redundancy discussions
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I attend meetings and lose brain cells
I need coffee before making eye contact