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I came I saw I needed snacks
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I need coffee before making any decisions
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I attend meetings mentally somewhere else entirely
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I open laptop and immediately feel tired
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I’m just here for survival benefits
I work here for existential stability
I make plans then cancel professionally daily
My joy is permanently on mute
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I thought I was productive wrong again
I’m fluent in sarcasm and bad decisions