My boss said quick task lasted hours
I’m not ignoring you I’m just distracted
I open inbox and feel immediate regret
I pretend to understand everything said here
My boss said quick task lasted hours
I’m alive just emotionally mismanaged daily
My personality is on extended leave
I’m alive just barely functionally speaking
This job slowly deletes my personality
We aligned stakeholders into deeper confusion
We reduced efficiency for better tracking
I’m alive but emotionally on pause
I’m alive but barely professionally speaking
I work here until morale dies
I survived another meeting that should email
I need coffee before checking emails
I need coffee like plants need sunlight
I work here and still confused daily