I’m not short I’m concentrated awesome energy
My boss said teamwork I heard chaos
My emails sound smarter than I am
My happiness was removed by update
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I’m just here for survival benefits
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I’m not stressed just constantly overwhelmed slightly
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We achieved synergy through shared confusion
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My job is repeating things differently daily
My happiness was removed by update
My job is solving problems I created
I’m fine just existentially underpaid always
I have no idea what I’m doing
I work faster when panic sets in
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Work hard nap harder repeat daily
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I reported success without measurable success
The system is temporarily permanently broken
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Our goals are subject to interpretation
My optimism was terminated without notice
I have no idea what I’m doing
I need snacks and better life choices