My brain filed resignation years ago
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We align by disagreeing professionally daily
I came here to avoid responsibilities successfully
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I’m not weird I’m just extra creative
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I came I saw I forgot everything
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I’m fine just existing professionally exhausted
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I whisper what are you doing daily
I joined meeting to avoid work
I’m fine just existentially collapsing slowly
We improved process by adding steps