Our innovation lab is a whiteboard
I’m not dramatic I’m just expressive loudly
I make plans then cancel professionally daily
I’m fine just professionally emotionally dead
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I’m not weird just limited edition human
1 style
I’m not weird just uniquely chaotic energy
I translate management into readable confusion
I’m not lazy I’m on energy saving
I need coffee before replying politely
My happiness is out of office
I need coffee before checking emails
I work here for the snacks mainly
I’m not lazy just energy efficient
My job is mostly opening tabs
My dreams got stuck in HR
I have a degree in overthinking everything
I manage projects that manage themselves
I work faster when panic sets in
My job is clicking things with confidence
I documented clarity into unreadable format