I work best five minutes before deadline
I work here for the snacks mainly
I tracked productivity by counting meetings
My brain has too many open tabs
I’m alive but emotionally deprecated software
I attend meetings for emotional damage
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My joy got lost in paperwork
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I work here but mentally elsewhere daily
My motivation got deleted accidentally today
I work here but mentally elsewhere daily
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I need coffee before making eye contact
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Please ignore previous urgent non urgency
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We measured success by attendance rates
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Please attend meeting about missing meetings
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My motivation expired like company policy
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I’m great at bad decisions sometimes
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I send emails to feel productive
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I work hard to feel nothing
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I’m fine just professionally emotionally dead
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I attend meetings and lose brain cells