I need coffee before pretending to care
I need sleep but also more snacks
Our strategy is to remain flexible
I’m alive but barely professionally speaking
My wallet is on a strict diet
Management requested faster slower delivery schedule
1 style
I love deadlines especially missing them dramatically
1 style
I work hard so emails multiply
I need snacks and a nap immediately
My dreams are permanently out of office
My boss said easy task it wasn’t
My joy was archived last Tuesday