My job is mostly opening tabs
I exist primarily in Outlook calendar
I’m fluent in sarcasm and bad decisions
My hobbies include eating and complaining daily
I need coffee before acting like adult
My hope expired without renewal notice
I smile through corporate existential horror
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I thought I had money just kidding
I’m alive just barely functionally speaking
I work here until morale dies
I smile through corporate existential horror
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I’m alive just not convincingly anymore
I work here until feelings disappear
I’m not lazy just on pause mode
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My motivation got deleted accidentally today
I’m fine just emotionally under construction
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My enthusiasm was downsized last quarter
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My job is smiling through confusion daily
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We define success after missing targets
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I thought I had it figured out