I pretend to understand everything said here
I tracked productivity by counting meetings
I’m fine just structurally unsupported emotionally
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I came I saw I forgot why
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I translate management into readable confusion
Email could have been single word
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I attend meetings for existential updates
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I attend meetings that could be naps
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Our strategy is scheduled for revision
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I make jokes to avoid responsibilities daily