My job is fixing things I broke
I put the pro in procrastination daily
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I’m alive just barely functionally speaking
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I’m just here until retirement or collapse
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This workflow requires emotional resilience training
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I attend meetings to schedule meetings
I’m not dramatic I’m just expressive loudly
This spreadsheet controls our collective destiny
I work hard to avoid more work
My job is fixing things I broke