This meeting could have been silence
I replied professionally without reading email
I’m not ignoring I’m prioritizing snacks currently
We achieved alignment through mutual misunderstanding
I need coffee before replying politely
I need coffee and fewer responsibilities
My boss said urgent I heard eventually
I’m on a seafood diet see food
I open documents just to stare
Running late is my daily cardio
My soul clocked out early today
My boss said simple task I laughed