My motivation clocked out before I did
1 style
We achieved nothing but documented everything
I came I saw I ate everything
My job is guessing what people want
I attend meetings just to stay employed
I send emails to feel productive
I put the pro in procrastination daily
I am currently on productivity hold
My motivation is no longer supported
I send emails and hope for miracles
My joy got lost in paperwork
This email thread achieved nothing efficiently
I smile because HR requires it
I’m not lazy just highly unmotivated today
My job is guessing then fixing mistakes
I’m fine just barely emotionally licensed
Productivity is now a deprecated feature
Dead inside but still on payroll
We align by disagreeing professionally daily