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My happiness was replaced with deadlines
I need coffee and fewer responsibilities
I came I saw I got distracted
I smile because HR requires it
Meetings are where productivity goes to nap
I told my alarm we are done
My soul is on coffee break
We define success after missing targets
I tracked productivity by counting meetings
My personality is on extended leave
I work here until feelings expire
Our priorities changed during this sentence
I came to work now I regret
This workflow requires emotional resilience training
My keyboard deserves a raise honestly
I tried being normal worst two minutes
I’m not ignoring you I’m just distracted