My job is clicking things with confidence
1 style
We aligned stakeholders into deeper confusion
I’m alive just barely functionally speaking
My joy is currently under review
I’m trying my best it’s questionable sometimes
I reported success without measurable success
My job is solving problems I created
I survived another meeting that email
I need coffee before replying to anything
My joy is currently under review
I’m not working just aggressively clicking things
Productivity is now a deprecated feature
My happiness is under system maintenance
Our innovation lab is a whiteboard
I’m fine just existentially collapsing slowly
My happiness is out of office
My dreams were outsourced to despair
I specialize in strategic copy paste
I’m fine just emotionally ghosted daily