I manage projects that manage themselves
I tried to be productive accidentally napped
My motivation got deleted accidentally today
I’m alive but barely professionally speaking
I work hard to avoid more work
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I open documents just to stare
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I came I saw I forgot why
Please ignore previous urgent non urgency
Our roadmap is a group hallucination
I’m just here for the snacks honestly
I attend meetings for emotional decay
We achieved nothing but documented everything