My dreams became meeting agenda items
Management requested faster slower delivery schedule
Our system requires manual automation approval
I tracked productivity by counting meetings
1 style
I’m fine just existentially unemployed emotionally
My emails sound smarter than I am
I’m thriving in low morale environment
I opened Excel and forgot everything
My motivation got laid off recently
I attend meetings and lose brain cells
My motivation died years ago honestly
I came I saw I forgot everything
I work hard so my cat relaxes
I need a raise for existing daily
I’m alive but barely professionally speaking
I attend meetings about future attendance
I need coffee before existing at work
Please sync asynchronously about real time
My job is fixing things I broke