I’m alive just emotionally mismanaged daily
Our goals are aggressively undefined but urgent
1 style
I thought about exercising then ate snacks
I tried adulting it’s extremely overrated honestly
I open documents just to stare
Please reply urgently at your convenience
I open documents just to stare
I thought I was early wrong again
I need a raise for this nonsense
I came I saw I got distracted
Please update status of updated status
We achieved nothing but documented everything
Our priorities changed during this sentence
I have a degree in overthinking everything
I attend meetings that solve nothing ever
I need coffee before replying to anything
I attend meetings for the free confusion