I thought I had money just kidding
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I’m alive but emotionally on pause
I need coffee like plants need sunlight
I open documents and instantly need snacks
I tried cooking smoke alarm cheered loudly
Our roadmap is a group hallucination
I attend meetings for existential updates
I work hard to avoid more work
My hobbies include eating and complaining daily
I thought I had time I didn’t
I automated myself into redundancy discussions
This workflow requires emotional resilience training