I am currently on productivity hold
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Please circle back after infinite delay
I’m not lazy just resting between thoughts
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My dreams are permanently out of office
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Please reply all to nothing urgent
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I thought I had time I didn’t
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Our meeting could have been email
I attended meeting about meeting outcomes
I attended meeting about meeting outcomes
I have meetings about future meetings planned
I work here until feelings end
My soul is on coffee break
My job is guessing then fixing mistakes
I attend meetings to question existence
My wallet is on a strict diet
I’m alive just barely functionally speaking
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My hobbies include eating and complaining daily
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My boss said urgent I heard eventually
We improved workflow by removing work
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I work hard to feel nothing