I’m alive but barely professionally speaking
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I escalated myself to lower priority
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I tried adulting it’s extremely overrated honestly
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We reduced efficiency for better tracking
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I work in silent emotional collapse
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I attend meetings for existential updates
I open Slack and lose motivation instantly
I attend meetings just to say nothing
I need coffee like plants need sunlight
Please reply all to nothing urgent