I’m not late time is just flexible
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I’m not lazy just highly unmotivated today
I’m not clumsy floors just attack me
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I’m alive but emotionally under maintenance
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I’m fine just barely emotionally licensed
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I’m not lazy just energy efficient
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My job is fixing things I broke
My motivation clocked out before I did
Our priorities changed during this sentence
We achieved alignment through mutual misunderstanding
I work best when deadline is screaming
I’m not late time is just flexible
I attend meetings for the free confusion
I attend meetings for emotional damage control
My job is mostly controlled confusion daily
I’m not ignoring you I’m just distracted
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I work here until feelings resign
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I’m not weird just uniquely chaotic energy
I work here for emotional insurance
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Our priorities changed during this sentence