I have a degree in overthinking everything
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I’m not ignoring you I’m just distracted
I open documents just to stare
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I’m not stressed just constantly overwhelmed slightly
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My boss said relax I panicked more
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We achieved alignment through mutual misunderstanding
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My job description was clearly a suggestion
I need coffee before making bad decisions
I need a raise for this nonsense
My boss said quick task lasted hours
My boss loves ideas just not mine
My happiness is permanently out of stock
I came I saw I needed snacks
My joy got lost in paperwork
My dreams require supervisor approval now
I attend meetings for emotional damage
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Please submit report about submitting reports
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My motivation died years ago honestly
My job is mostly opening tabs
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I attend meetings for emotional damage