I attend meetings to question existence
Life is short smile while you can
I work here but question everything daily
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I completed task nobody requested originally
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I function purely out of spite
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I came I saw I made snacks
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I attend meetings about future attendance
We streamlined chaos into agile dysfunction
My job is solving problems I created
My dreams got stuck in payroll
I’m fine just barely emotionally licensed
I attend meetings just to say nothing
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We automate work into new problems
Our strategy is to remain flexible
I’m just here until retirement or collapse
I’m just here for survival benefits
My happiness was removed by update