I’m not lazy I’m on energy saving
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My motivation is no longer supported
I’m multitasking I can ignore you twice
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I woke up and chose mild chaos
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I joined meeting to avoid work
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I survived another meeting that email
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I work here until morale dies
I need coffee before making bad decisions
I thought about exercising then ate snacks
My happiness clocked out before me
I’m trying my best it’s questionable sometimes
I attend meetings that solve nothing ever
I stare at screen hoping for answers
Please wait while we investigate waiting
My brain filed resignation years ago
I need coffee like plants need sunlight
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I’m not clumsy gravity just loves me
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I smile through corporate existential horror
Every solution creates two new problems
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My job is mostly opening tabs