I’m not late I’m time optimistic daily
We aligned stakeholders into deeper confusion
I work here but question everything daily
1 style
Running late is my daily cardio
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I work here but question everything daily
My life is a comedy without audience
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My motivation died years ago honestly
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We increased output of unnecessary tasks
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I’m just here for the snacks honestly
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My brain left the office hours ago
I’m fine just existentially unemployed emotionally
My job description was clearly a suggestion
I came here to nap successfully again
My emails are just polite confusion daily
This job slowly deletes my personality
I have no idea what I’m doing
I need a raise for this nonsense
I thought I had time I didn’t
I open emails with fear every time
I need sleep but life disagrees daily