Our meeting could have been email
I’m great at bad decisions sometimes
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Management requested faster slower delivery schedule
I woke up tired stayed that way
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This email thread achieved nothing efficiently
My motivation died during Monday meeting
I’m not tired just professionally exhausted daily
My brain has too many open tabs
I attend meetings that could be naps
I’m not clumsy floors just attack me
My boss loves deadlines more than people
My soul is on coffee break
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I send emails and hope for miracles
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I’m fine just existentially underpaid always
My motivation is no longer supported
I came here to nap successfully again
I stare at screen hoping for answers
Meetings are where productivity goes to nap
My job is guessing what people want
I thought I had it figured out